Thursday, December 18, 2008

Oh God Make It Stop!

I can't sleep right now because some stupidass drunk muthafuckas are having a karaoke party (since this morning, I might add) and the entire neighborhood can hear them. And please take note that said karaoke party is being held in the neighboring CITY. That's how fracking loud they are.

Would you like to make your ears bleed?

Hoy mga bwiset! Magtrabaho kayo! Hindi yung nagsisipaglasingan lang kayo't nagkakantahan! Wala kayong mapapala diyan! Leche!

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

My Love by The Bird and The Bee

Spoiler Alert: If you haven't started watching Season 5 of Grey's Anatomy yet and don't want to know some of the things that have been happening, then don't read this post.


So Dr. Torres and Dr. Hahn are being all lesbiany now, and there's this scene from episode 4 where Erica is looking longingly at Callie entering the elevator. Erica gets all mesmerized and is just smiling there staring at Callie. Now, Callie doesn't see all this but Bailey (who at this time already knows about the two lesbian lovahs) does. Then Erica sees Bailey looking, causing her to be released from Callie's hypnotic spell. She then asks Bailey a defensive "what?!", and walks away.

Anyway, the only point of this post is that I like the song that was used as background music when this scene was happening. Too bad it only played for like 30 seconds. But thanks to the almighty and all-knowing google, I have found what seems to be the complete version of the song. Hooray! Click on the play button if you want to hear it.

*The song is called My Love, and it's by The Bird and The Bee (you can try searching for it incase this video gets deleted by youtube)

Friday, September 19, 2008

Thou Shall Not Copy-Paste

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And the spider said:
"Hey look at my web! I constructed it using a matrix algorithm coz I'm a really smart spider and I'm good at math and programming and all that shit"
Then Miss Muffet stepped on the smart spider
Crushing it to death with the weight of her foot
And then she stole the spider's matrix algorithm
And told people it was hers
But Miss Muffet was a lazy copy-paster
And did not bother to change the variable names
(And even the comments!)
Which is why a quick Google query
Proved without a doubt
That Little Miss Muffet
Is a fuckin' fraud

The end.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Ang Lamig!

Napakalamig dito sa Tagaytay! Ako'y nanginginig sa sobrang lamig!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ducks At The Golfers' Lounge

My countryside convalescence continues (Hey, it's an alliteration! YEY!) and I'm here at the Golfers' Lounge where I lounge, eat, NOT play golf and stare at...


They roam freely and quack with gusto.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Countryside Convalescence

Ma maman has shipped me off to la maison in Tagaytay to recuperate (and to not infect anyone at home). I am in exile here for a week.

It's quite lovely actually. I feel like I'm on extended vacation. The air is fresh and I'm ten minutes away from the comforts and amenities of the wifi enabled country club.