Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #5

Entry #5 - J.K. Rowling And Her Undeserved Castle

*I had a "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" discussion with RJ the other day. Here's an excerpt from the part where we talked about some of the things we found to be a bit inconsistent. Some mildly vague spoilers follow. Read at your own peril.

official_choob:
you just finished the gringotts chapter?
rjpaculan:
yep
harry potter is very lucky
official_choob:
yes
let's just call it luck
i actually found that whole bit about him performing the imperius curse a bit of a stretch
i sort of had the impression that it wasn't that easy to do
otherwise everyone would just be imperiusing each other
rjpaculan:
yes
mind control seems like complex stuff
esp if u imperius death eaters n goblins
official_choob:
i know!
rjpaculan:
these inconsistencies discredit JK!
she doesn't deserve her castle!
official_choob:
haha yes!
we must imperius her into giving it to us instead!
rjpaculan:
yes!
we will put it to goood use
rjpaculan:
we will make our own hogwarts
official_choob:
and we will offer a course entitled "defense against the gaping inconsistencies"
rjpaculan:
hahaha

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