Thou Shall Not Copy-Paste

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And the spider said:
"Hey look at my web! I constructed it using a matrix algorithm coz I'm a really smart spider and I'm good at math and programming and all that shit"
Then Miss Muffet stepped on the smart spider
Crushing it to death with the weight of her foot
And then she stole the spider's matrix algorithm
And told people it was hers
But Miss Muffet was a lazy copy-paster
And did not bother to change the variable names
(And even the comments!)
Which is why a quick Google query
Proved without a doubt
That Little Miss Muffet
Is a fuckin' fraud

The end.