Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #5

Entry #5 - J.K. Rowling And Her Undeserved Castle

*I had a "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" discussion with RJ the other day. Here's an excerpt from the part where we talked about some of the things we found to be a bit inconsistent. Some mildly vague spoilers follow. Read at your own peril.

official_choob:
you just finished the gringotts chapter?
rjpaculan:
yep
harry potter is very lucky
official_choob:
yes
let's just call it luck
i actually found that whole bit about him performing the imperius curse a bit of a stretch
i sort of had the impression that it wasn't that easy to do
otherwise everyone would just be imperiusing each other
rjpaculan:
yes
mind control seems like complex stuff
esp if u imperius death eaters n goblins
official_choob:
i know!
rjpaculan:
these inconsistencies discredit JK!
she doesn't deserve her castle!
official_choob:
haha yes!
we must imperius her into giving it to us instead!
rjpaculan:
yes!
we will put it to goood use
rjpaculan:
we will make our own hogwarts
official_choob:
and we will offer a course entitled "defense against the gaping inconsistencies"
rjpaculan:
hahaha

END.

Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #4

Enrty #4 - Save The Africans!

diane717:
aaron gave me a plant
as a test to see if i can take care of a living thing
official_choob:
haha!
how nice
what kind?
diane717:
african violets
official_choob:
you must not let them die then
diane717:
so i think if they make it thru, we'll move on to hamstsers
official_choob:
i will pray for your africans.

END.

Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #3

Entry #3 - Umiwas Sa Dengue!

official_choob:
i talked to pouty before he left for his VIETBODIA trip
he was a bit panicked because he thought he may have contracted
dengue when he exchanged bodily fluids with a mosquito on the afternoon
of his departure
but i told him that i saw on the internetz that dengue symptoms usually
show after 6 days
so by that time, he should be back in the philippines
where he can spread his dengue from the comfort of his own home
via other mosquitoes
diane717:
he exchanged bodily fluids with a mosquito??
official_choob:
yes, the mosquito bit pouty's pouty lips
they kissed
diane717:
hahahahahahaha
official_choob:
i'm kidding ofcourse, but that would have been funny
diane717:
indeed

END.

Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #2

Entry #2 - What Color Is Your Bra?

*Diane and I talking about her planned Puerto Rico vacaciones.

diane717:
i think we're going to calebro island
aaron's planning the weekend
official_choob:
I don't think I'd recommend that you go to "Caja de Muertos" also known as Coffin Island
diane717:
grabe i need a vacation.
official_choob:
yes you should really take this vacation
but i cant seem to find a calebro island on the internets
although i do see a culebra island
diane717:
oh thats it
hahaha
thats how aaron pronounces it kase e.. caleebruh
bobo
official_choob:
it's also known as isla chiquita (small island)
diane717:
ooh
official_choob:
or more interestingly ultima virgen (the last virgin)
hehehe
diane717:
hahaha
official_choob:
culebra is apparently pronunced as koo-lai-brah
as in anong koo-lai-brah mo?
diane717:
HAHAHAHA

END.

Nonsensical IM Conversations Entry #1

I IM with my friends all the time. It's a great thing to do at the office if you want to appear to be hard at work (just make sure no one can see your monitor and that your speakers are on mute). Most of the time I end up having pointless conversations about the most absurd of topics because I am just weird like that and so are my friends. So I thought I'd post exerpts from some of my IM transcripts just to show you. This will be part of what I hope to be a continuing series called "Nonsensical IM Conversations".

Entry #1 - The Holy Family

*A conversation with Mr. RJ Paculan

rjpaculan: every holy thursday we have pabasa
official_choob: really?
rjpaculan: uh huh
official_choob:
you spend the whole day praying?
the praying paculans!!!!
hehehe
rjpaculan: not praying! pabasa-ing!
official_choob: don't you pray during the pabasa?
rjpaculan: well yes
official_choob:
do you flagellate yourselves also?
the flagellating faculans
hhahaha
rjpaculan: hahaha

END.