Sorry, Chris Crocker!

This video will either freak you out or give you the LOLz. Either way, you'll end up peeing your pants.

Pinoy Thriller

Watch 1500+ Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center inmates do the "Thriller"...

Entertaining siya ha... in fairness...

Please Press The "Pon Pon"

I purchased a padlock today. It was manufactured in a country where the primary language is NOT English. And how did I come to that conclusion, you ask? Well, ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you...

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

I rest my case.

By the way... I don't know what a "pon pon" is, but asking me to "press" it in a "concealed spot" just sounds kinda dirty.