Saturday, July 21, 2007

Takot Ako Eh!

I was browsing around for some good reading material at Powerbooks the other day and came across one of their Harry Potter promotional gimmicks. It's called the Powerbooks Pensieve (in reference to that magical bowl thingy from the story where you can put your memories in for examination at a later time). But the Powerbooks Pensieve, on the other hand, is a not a bowl but a book filled with questions where customers can write down their creative answers. One of the things it asks is: if you encountered a Boggart, what would it turn into? The Boggart, for those of you who flunked Defense Against the Dark Arts, is a shape-shifting creature that will turn into the worst fear of anyone who encounters it. And here are a few of the answers that I read:

(1) snakes

Yep. Snakes certainly are scary.

(2) cockroaches

Gross.

(3) my high school P.E. teacher

I remember mine. He would pronounce P.E. as "fee - eee", but he would say "pisikal" education.

(4) Jolina Magdangal singing Paper Roses

I thought that you would be a perfect lover
You seem so full of sweetness at the start
But like a big red rose that's made of paper
There isn't any sweetness in your heart

*shudders*

(5) Wendy from PBB

Total. Psycho.

and lastly...

(6) Willie Revillame in a bikini

Boom-Tarat-PAKSHET!!!

Now THAT is scary...




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